I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made
sometimes things are tough but look at this bun
when someone says their eyes change colour
2: some fungi are only edible once
Terry Pratchett (via bableman)
My new favorite gif set.
how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds
Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand
How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best
sneezing on ur period is the worst thing in the world..
when u sneeze you can feel blood shoot out of u
guys on this site finding out new things about periods is my favourite thing
A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”